So, maybe it's just me seeing the usefulness of "weeds" in the lawn, but I have come to the conclusion that the inventor of Weed-B-Gone needs to die. Horribly. I LIKE my wild onions, I LIKE my dandelions, I LIKE my chicory, thank you very much! Once you spray it, I can't use it, or eat it, again. It is poisonous. It will make me sick and it will ( Read more... )

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I am back... again. I had a little run in with the dentist and came out sans wisdom teeth. So I have been sitting at home with no internet connection with the Chipmunk Cheeks of Doom. At least I have had the company of my good friend Vicodin... :-P ( Read more... )

OK, so I took a little time away from LJ... OK, so it was a lot of time. I haven't even really read anyone's posts for the past couple months, never mind commented on them or added any of my own. Life has been rather hiccupy and annoying lately... which means my first post BACK from said hiatus will be a somewhat whiney one.
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I would like to say Thank You to everyone who helped me get in touch with Brian the other night so I could get into my car!

I found my chainmailed, pimped-out gothy shorts! I'm so Happy!!! They have been missing for over a year! *Does little dance*

So I am firmly ensconced in my own private castle for the week, i.e. petsitting. And it's big. With a pool. And a jacuzzi tub. And big, poofy beds. Oh, woe is me, whatever shall I do? Unfortunately, this means I will not be available for socializing for the next week or so, but... jacuzzi tub! *squee!*

Anyone out there looking for a pair of pet Guinea piggies? There is a nice pair of boys at the Woburn Petco that have never been apart and they're about a year old. Someone just dropped them off and we have had them for a couple weeks now with no takers because they're already full grown...

This is your last chance for a tasty, homemade dinner of goat!

I still need people to help me move stuff on Saturday. Like, this Saturday. It's just a few pieces of furniture, just more than a couple of women (1 injured) can move alone. WE NEED HELP! In exchange, there will be a full dinner of goat (starches and veggies included too) and QUADRUPLE ( Read more... )

OK, People, Here is the full list of my movies:

1.) "You lied to me. "
  "I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?"
  "I am your sister."
 "Yes, well that just makes you more gullible."    ( Read more... )