...and also my sanity! My Razr has grown legs and gone away, so if I am supposed to have your number, PLEASE CALL ME!!!!! I could only remember about 10 numbers, and I have wayyyy more friends than that. Help me regain my phone list and with it, a few of my marbles.

My number is 785-817-3424

My LJ says I haven't updated in 39 weeks. Man, I'm so interesting! I guess I'll get to a real post this week sometime, but for now I wanted to make everyone give me soldiers. How, you ask ( Read more... )

Well, Thanksgiving 2 was a rousing success. The turkey was golden and delicious(with only a slight false start with a 5-yard penalty), the potatoes were mashed and slathered in gravy, and the other various and sundry dishes were hits as well; the ones I made, as well as the ones brought from various other homes. Many stories were shared, Mom got to ( Read more... )

It is almost upon us: My third annual Thanksgiving 2 on Sunday, May 20th! As always, I will deep fry a turkey(in my new turkey fryer), and if you can read this, you are invited. You are welcome to bring a side-dish, but it is not required. I request that you RSVP either by comment here, email at Malkavman@gmail.com , or by phone at 785-817-3424. ( Read more... )

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I was taking out the trash today, when I realized there was a hole in the bottom of the bag, I put the bag into another bag, and noticed that the hole was not torn, but chewed into existance. I mused over how this could occur, as the bag had been in the trash can; and then I heard skittering in the can. Apparently, this mouse had found his way into ( Read more... )

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Why did my new socks come in a resealable package? Do I need to keep them fresh? will they expire at some point if not stored properly?

Murphy's Law of sporting events: If you recorded the big game, someone you know will always come over, blurt out the outcome, and leave, as though it was their job to ruin your day.

X-mas booty ( Read more... )