My 2000 pound doorstop

[malkavman]

Jeep is dead.

If you want to find it, just follow the trail of parts it left on I-70.

No accident, no casualties, just a 'sploded tranny.

R.I.P. Jeep, you served me well, and only stranded me once.

Carry on.

Comments

sorry dude.

[draculabiscuits]

I don't know if this will make you feel better at all (or even why it would) but this is the most anticlimactic birthday i've ever had. i just woke up from a nap, after a day of working. *sigh* god i feel old.

one final note on your jeep, on my many state trek i saw many asploded tires, easily hundreds. at least your jeep chose an original way to go.

Re: sorry dude.

[malkavman]

I'm sure the tires weren't far from going. They probably played Rock-Paper-Scissors to see which one got me today. The tranny, tragically, won.

[selaura]

Are you having a memorial service and ceremonial last kicking of the tires?

[ladypoethawk]

May the Jeep Gods have pity on its soul.