I take back everything bad I've ever said about the 80s because this decade sucks in a whole new way.

I need to remember that I'm not 400 years old.

I'm going to see Of Montreal at the Blind Pig tonight and if they play Jennifer Louise, I'll guess I'll forgive them for writing songs that all sound the same.

Today I have the worst headache of my entire life and I have so much work to do ( Read more... )

So I've been pretty into The Go! Team lately and I think to myself, Man, I wish I had that record, because it's a good record. But I know Wazoo doesn't have it so I decide to order it off of their record label's website (their British record label). So my order comes up for 12 pounds and I figure that's probably fifteen dollars, which is a little ( Read more... )

I cut a whole bunch of hair off and used it and an old toilet paper roll to make a little statue with some plastic eyes, orange lips and a little kodak 400 shirt that's perched on the windowsill in the bathroom. I got a $565 tax refund yesterday and I think I'm going to buy something sweet, like a lion or something. I've been pretty much only ( Read more... )

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Has anyone ever thought that the state of Washington looks like a whale?


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If Nirvana would have been, just for a day, a sort of punk rock jam band, it would have been spectacular.

I've been dreaming a lot lately. Intense, vivid dreams. The other morning I turned off my alarm and missed two classes so I could keep on dreaming. At one point, a girl was telling me how important it is for a man to have a big penis. He will go places in life, I think she said. We were in a log cabin cafeteria and with an infuriating little ( Read more... )

"without a spine what is it that you want to find?"


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I wish there were more activities that accomplished something. Not anything dramatic, just simple things, something to complete and produce a tangible result. Like washing dishes, or filling up a gas tank. I wish I could say to someone, "Hey, do you want me to do some math for you?" Or maybe, "I'll trade you fifteen jumping jacks for a popsicle ( Read more... )