if my van could be transformed into human, she would be a huge black jamaican woman who says "honey" and "baby" al ot and would kick anyone's ass who even looked at me wrong ( Read more... )

i'm back from washington ( Read more... )

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i can't remember where i heard this joke, but it is definitely one of my favorites ( Read more... )

wow.

ralph's band, Freestyle Revival, wrote a song about my van. its good as fuck. its called Leila and the first line goes,

"there's a girl i know who's dressed in blue and ready to go"

brilliant.

kevin and i shared the most painful high-five that has ever existed among men today. my hand is beginning to bruise.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER GO TO THIS WEBSITE ( Read more... )

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want.Then post this to your journal and see what people remember about you.

this morning i discovered the end to humanity. i stumbled upon the secret that will be the demise of everything we know ( Read more... )

it was class change in between 2nd and 3rd period. I walked into the the bathroom nonchalantly and walked up to a urinal. Another kid i have never seen before walked up to the urinal right beside mine and our eyes met over the divider between the two toilets. we both knew that the contest was on. i positioned myself, as did he, and we started ( Read more... )

last night i had the strangest dream. this snake was chasing me and i couldn't get away from it no matter what i did. i tried shooting it, running it over with a car, and cutting it up. it just wouldn't die. then this kid from my american lit. class with dreadlocks just appears out of nowhere and says ( Read more... )