this week is so incredibly slow.

tim brought up a good point at lunch.

what does the JC in JCpenny stand for? Jesus Christ maybe? Jesus Christ Penny?

if you could kill on person in this world and completely get away with it, who would it be?

i would kill Bob sagot.

that was a great spring break. shit.

i am scared of:

twins
empty wheelchairs/rocking chairs
two pieces of styrofoam
empty shopping carts on hills

i think that covers it. it feels really good to get that off my chest.

A Brilliant Thought: what if they made orgasms in a box? and you could buy them at your local grocery store or some shit. you could buy them and wrap them up and give them to people for christmas, and just watch them open the box and immediately be overwhelmed by an extreme sense of pleasure. you could give your teacher an orgasm in exchange for a ( Read more... )

oh man, someone burnt me the Maroon 5 cd today and i fucking dig it. its awesome as hell.

one more day until i get to see her.

i'm such a fuck-up. listen to this shit that happened to me ( Read more... )

i fucking love reality t.v. shows. just the fact that i can get so worked up over that shit is incredible ( Read more... )

lazy socks can really fuck up your day....

i'm not letting them get me down though. its been a damn good year in reflection and its starting to get a shitload better. i have a few people to thank for that. mainly katie burns.

oh oh oh.

time for the weekend...

i am an undefeated tennis champion ( Read more... )

okay, Frank Sinatra's where its at.

I fucking love my life ( Read more... )