another reason why alcohol fucks shit up. The Extreem is closed down. but the show friday is still on. new venue ( Read more... )

new picture, if you don't like it, then its not really me. if you do like it, sex it ( Read more... )

i walked by this couple making out in the hall today and it just reminded me how much i love taco bell. theres nothing in the world like it ( Read more... )

question #3: What were the 3 new weapons of World War 1 ( Read more... )

there was trouble at the vending machines at work. a bag of chips had somehow fallen into a strange crevasse in the bottom of the machine and was completely out of reach. but then...the vending machine repair man came around the corner. it was perfect timing. he was an elderly man, a little bit of a beard grew upon his chin. his gray hair was ( Read more... )

the dumbest thing i've said today ( Read more... )

DAMNIT I GOTTA WORK TODAY! its actually not that bad though, there's this really funny kid tracy who works with me now, he keeps stuff interesting ( Read more... )

guys, i've found my calling ( Read more... )

i swear to god, no matter what time of the year is, and no matter who you are, if you are on mtv and you say the words "spring break" the crowd will go fucking crazy ( Read more... )

alright so i was at work, and i was alone i the guard room, and completely bored. so i started throwing this knife at the ceiling trying to stick it in the tile things. and i got it once or twice, which just made me wanna do it more. then all of a sudden, it sticks right above my head and as i'm gazing at it, it comes out and falls and the sharp ( Read more... )