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[mandosnamo]

This is what happen when you take shortcuts in checking out of the Halls.

And to those thinking about just "slipping out": this could be you.

It's just a little paperwork, people!

Suffer the procedure, or get stuck in an old woman's body/fry your brain. It's your choice.

Comments

[the_nameless]

Er... I left the paperwork for me and Theo on the front desk... did you get them?

I'm sorry if we've caused you trouble, sir. You've been a very good host.

[mandosnamo]

I don't do the paperwork. I have staff for that. You have to go through them.

[the_nameless]

Ah.. okay. I'm just going to hope that they got them because I don't think my brain has been fried yet or transferred into an alien body.

[mandosnamo]

Theo's always been pretty good with the paperwork, so I wouldn't be concerned.

[telperien]

You know what's really good with goose eggs? Goose brain. Fried goose brain.

[mandosnamo]

Whatever does it for you, lady.