Madara has apparently cloned himself. I do not believe that story for one minute about an alternate world having 'twins'. Uchiha do not have identical twins and there is no record of such a thing happening in our long clan history. Though it does worry me quite a bit that Madara has developed a method of cloning. I suppose eternal life has it's ( Read more... )

Sorry, Sasuke. I was out ghosting it up and couldn't get around in time to congratulate you on making it another year older. I was thinking about you though.

How's your forehead? Any finger marks indented in it yet from my other personas? I'd come around to poke it myself, but my incorporeal fingers just wouldn't give the same results.

Are you

(( Itachi's back! So... what did I miss? :3))

I procrastinated on this and should've said it sooner and I'm sorry for that.

But I'll be on hiatus, or at least an extreme slowdown for the next month. I have real-life stuff that has to take priority, but I'll pop in now and then because a man still deserves some fun too.

I'll see you in December. Have fun without me until then!

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It appears my loved ones somehow got it in their heads that rape is a perfectly acceptable tool in the art of war ( Read more... )

I will be ditching Hidan today and joining back up with Kisame.

Leader-sama, I apologise for my insubordination, but you will have to accept it this time if you want Hidan to remain intact.

Upon realising that it was Kakashi's birthday, Itachi has sent the following item to Konoha, with a note:

A plush ducktoy, stuffed with exploding tags that will explode upon squeezing. A note is tied around the neck that reads,

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I normally make an exception for killing, but since you're still alive and you are an Uchiha, I won't feel any guilt for it.

Uchiha Madara, it would do you well to remember our deal. Leave Sasuke and Konoha alone.

Or you're a dead man.

This time, I will not fail.

[Private to Akatsuki]

Sometimes this organisation gets to being one really big joke.

Sigh.

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Sasuke? How are you doing?