Kisame?

Have you returned?

Leader-sama, I can return to active duty as soon as possible.

However, due to my condition, I cannot be around any sort of dead bodies. Such as Hidan. In the interest of my continued good health, I would like a live partner.

Thank you.

-Itachi

Leader-sama,

I require another leave of absence from my duties due to my health.

Thank you.

((OOC: I'll be on hiatus. RL is getting insane. I'll stop in when I can, but I have a lot to do this week. x__x ))

For once, I'm actually looking forward to my mission.

My only request: Don't pair me with Hidan and give me free reign.

[Private to Akatsuki]

Whomever left the red-tipped cane in my room: Har har. Very funny. I will use it to beat you with.

[/Private]

That.....

was the most inelegant ritual of courtship I have ever encountered.

I will be moving in with Kisame--my proper partner--immediately.

Someone else can clean up that mess.

I am going to kill or otherwise maim the following people:

1. Hidan
2. Cream
3. Tobi
4. Leader-sama ....If I get around to it...
5. Kisame This is all your fault

I will accept bribes from the following people:

1. Leader-sama

Naruto-kun,

I am currently in position of something of value to you. I believe you might call it one of your "precious people".

Shall we arrange a trade?

-Itachi

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I can't believe I got stuck with this job.

It's boring, tedious and she keeps propositioning me.

I do not care for such annoying assignments.

Leader-sama, perhaps Hidan is more suited to this task?

.........

Hn.

I am a patient man, but even I have moments where I reach my limit with the amount of annoyance I can take.

This is one of those times.

I am frustrated by lack of results of the organisation.