Recent intel has made me aware that my brother is comatose in the hospital ( Read more... )

Why?

Why is this ... "man" (and I use that word loosely) given to me as a partner?

He doesn't shut up, complains about everything and appears to enjoy a stabbing.

Leader-sama, I request you return Kisame back to me. I can't promise Hidan's safety for much longer.

My plan is working out perfectly.

For once, I am pleased with the way things are going.

The Kyuubi vessel still eludes me, but for the time being, I have more important matters that supercede Akatsuki.

Hn.

Birthdays.

If that's not the most useless waste of a day I have ever heard...

I treated myself to some dango and hid in an onsen for a while. Fairly uneventful.

I should make it back to see my comrades soon, but I hope they don't throw another party like last year.

The journey was acceptable. I don't much care for the quarters, but a nukenin can't have too much to burden him. Isn't that right, little brother?

How are you enjoying the nukenin life? Or have you weakened and returned to Konoha again? You will never defeat me with that sort of strategy.

My traveling companion annoys me.

To do list for the week:

1. Confirm rumours of little brother's disappearance
2. If found, torture little brother with Tsukuyomi
3. Locate and end Shisui's miserable existence
4. Acquire Kyuubi jinchuuriki again, this time with the assistance I asked for
5. Purchase shiitake mushrooms

((I'm feeling much better, so Itachi is back. If anyone ( Read more... )

((The following is OOC:

I need to put myself on hiatus for a while.

I'm sick and I have to deal with too much RL stress right now.

If you really really need me, send me an IM and I'll try to play, but otherwise, considering me absent for a while.

Back as soon as I can. ))

Have requested a new ring.

Old one mysteriously vanished.

Received lecture about losing things.

Will see to it that Naruto-kun receives punishment for this insult.

Kill Shisui.

Torture little brothers with Tsukiyomi to myself feel better.

Must be getting back to Konoha. Again.

...

Kisame, what part of "I have the Kyuubi and require your assistance, come to my location immediately." do you not understand? I hope your ring didn't malfunction.

Speaking of rings...

That was not funny.

Heading back to HQ. Have become bored with Konoha.

Should meet up with partner sometime to cause choas, mayhem, murder and destruction.