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I've been coughing up blood every morning. Welcome to a healthy lifestyle. I have two jobs now, because I'm too lazy to get three.

Larkin and I are so fucking badass. We got inside small dog kennels and funneled beer. The hose was our tiny hampster water bottle.

I love Larkin. Fucking.

Time to shotgun.

What a drunk-ass party entry.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle. Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an ( Read more... )

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Catherine. I miss her more than ever. I'm at a standstill in this hopelessness. It would seem so ( Read more... )

"The time has come," the walrus said.

I baptized myself in change. And one by one I drowned all of the people I had been ( Read more... )

According to once reliable sources I am a villan. I am a hopeless thing comprised of deceit and intoxication. I can't straighten up and fly right. Yeah, that's what they say.

And so why not play the role? Why not be the worst? Why not make others smile with relief when they say, "Well, at least I'm not like Laura".

From where I stand up is ( Read more... )

"If you get cold, my wallet is over there".

I wish I really did care about money. I wish it was a priority in my life. I wish that I wanted things. Stupid, shitty, meaningless things. I wish that I wanted Louis Vuitton monogram... but thank god that I don't because that shit is boring. In fact, if I ever owned monogram it would be to gouge ( Read more... )

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