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[manliest_trap]

Oh, Illuso you lying whore.

I am going to hunt you down, and then I will pull out every single one of those cute little pigtails, and lay them in a neat stack to my left. Then I will cut you into pieces, and then I'll separate those pieces into tinier pieces, and then stack them in little piles by alphabetical order and physical structure.

Then I

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[reflecty]

I never lied to you.

[manliest_trap]

You told me you were twenty-four.

[reflecty]

You never asked my age.

[manliest_trap]

Don't try to weasel your way out of it.

[shoot0me0again]

You will keep your hands off of him.

[manliest_trap]

Too late for that, Nero.
They've already been on him.

All over him.

[shoot0me0again]

Yes, yes, I'm sure you had wonderfully violent sex.
It's nothing I haven't heard before.

[manliest_trap]

Yes, yes it was. Wonderful and violent.

I'm still going to kill him, Nero.

[papyroph0bia]

Mr. Narciso...?

[manliest_trap]

What is it.

[papyroph0bia]

...Are you okay...?

[manliest_trap]

I am perfect.

[signor_cheese]

Excuse me while I laugh.

[manliest_trap]

You think this is funny, snotface?

[signor_cheese]

I think its hilarious. Why do you think I rejected all of his advances except for that one time? He just turned 15 recently...you really are a pedophile. I should warn Mr. Kujo.

[manliest_trap]

I thought you rejected his advances 'cause you couldn't get it up.

He told me he was 24. I hate liars.

[numbersofprime]

...I honestly pity you. You have such terrible luck.

[manliest_trap]

I don't need your pity.

[numbersofprime]

Never said you did, I'm just saying I do anyways.

[manliest_trap]

Go screw yourself, Father.