Attention, attention! Or not. Whatever.

[manwe_sulimo]

Um, ok.

I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort

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[daisygamgee]

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Daisy May Gamgee
What Is Your Quest? flame grilled Arda!
What Is Your Favorite Color? Oraaaaange

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: I have never experienced Varda's voluptuous breasts, but I sure would like to.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: No. Incest is fun.
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: It's probably Aule's fault.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: Star shaped ones!
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: Because Elfwine said one day I have to die and save the rest of the world and elves always have the best deaths!
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: Absolutely. Nobody likes a vengeful god.

Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia: Not as fun as incest.
herpes: I bet Mr Frodo Faggins has herpes. I bet my 'dad

[manwe_sulimo]

Nifty. :)

You'll know on Tuesday. But in the meantime, here are some special brownies, lollipops, and a copy of Zoolander. Us here at the Manwe Let's Make A Maia For The Fuck Of It staff thanks you wholeheartedly. :)

[daisygamgee]

Woohoo!!!

[irmo]

Irmo thinks he should not remove his hand. ;)

[manwe_sulimo]

Irmo scares me when he sits too close to me. Irmo can keep his hand there as long as he doesn't touch anything else.

[irmo]

Mannie's more fun when he's too loaded to protest. ;)

Reckon I'll give it a shot.

[mayorsamgamgee]

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Sam Gamgee
What Is Your Quest? It was once to help Mr. Frodo destroy a ring.
What Is Your Favorite Color? Green. :D

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: Yessir, I reckon I do even if I never experianced them first hand.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: Yes, reckon he should. Incest, despite the examples my "children" set, is not good.
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Not sure, sir.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: The black ones.
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR! To better serve Mr. Frodo, and o' course, you sir.
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: Yessir.

Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia: Something my "children" probably do.
herpes:Despite what Daisy says, something Mr.

Fuck fuck fuck missed a question

[mayorsamgamgee]

everyone will suffer: Probably already are.

[manwe_sulimo]

Good shot. You'll know on, uh, whatever the day I said I'd get back to you all.

You're a good hobbit, Samwise :)

[mayorsamgamgee]

Thank you, sir. :):)

Irmo is applying for fun ;)

[irmo]

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Irmo. Sometimes called Lorien. ;)
What Is Your Quest? To get it on. ;)
What Is Your Favorite Color? Pink Green.

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: Irmo does, indeed!
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: Irmo thinks not! ;)
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Probably due to some naughty sibling.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: Irmo likes all of Namo's glasses but he likes the Achtung Baby-era ones best.
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: Working for Mannie means more time with Mannie. ;)
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: Mannie's stash should be just for Mannie (and other siblings ) ;)

Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia: cute dead things.
herpes: Irmo would like to banish herpes.
Erendis: cute Elfie.

Irmo's was the most etertaining so far XD

[manwe_sulimo]

MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF!: If Irmo helps get the monkeys off, will they help Irmo get off?

I can't believe you would think of using poor innocent monkies that way! But if you really want them to, I'll see if I can brainwash them. :D

Tell me a story: Once upon a time, Irmo was very sad that Mannie rejected is advances. Irmo consoled himself with the fact that he could put his hand on his ass, and possibly elsewhere, once Mannie fell asleep. Irmo thought of this, and was pleased. ;)

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[jenjinn]

The survey amuses me, and so do you.

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name? Lady Jen of Studies-a-Lot
What Is Your Quest? To walk in May and not die of heat exhaustion in my graduation robe.
What Is Your Favorite Color? Blue!

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: Not so much, but if it wounds you, then it wounds me also.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: That depends entirely on how much it disturbs you, and what kind of compensation you're offering for me to remove it.
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: *halo* None whatsoever.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: The dark ones.
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: I'm practicing for being an egotistical genuis in my old age.
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: Most definitely.

Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.

[manwe_sulimo]

Special consideration noted. :) If you lose, an extra special bag will be in your consolation prize thingie. :D

[jenjinn]

Many thanks. :-)