Attention, attention! Or not. Whatever.

[manwe_sulimo]

Um, ok.

I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort

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[bnh]

I just want to apply. :) Because I am easily amused and bored. :)

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Danielle the Slash Whore
What Is Your Quest? To find the Holy Grail?
What Is Your Favorite Color? Aquamarine.

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: Varda was pretty.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: No. Because I am the slash whore. :)
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Does it have something to do with that midget?
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: Oooh, all of Namo's glasses are wonderful!
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: None, really. I'm just bored. :)
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: I think if people get in your stash, you should smite them!

Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia: Eww.
herpes: Also, eww.
Erendis: Dangerous thing.

[denethor_one]

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Denethor I
What Is Your Quest? Um...well, I blew it on the One Remote quest, so, uh...does getting high count as a quest?
What Is Your Favorite Color? I LIKE THEM ALL!! Especially when they're all swirling around my head.

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: MMMmmm...breasteses...
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: Dude! Irmo has his hand on your ass? That rocks! Um, I think you should put your hand on his ass and invite him to see your etchings.
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Um...are you sure they're really oranges and not orange-like elves who have been delivered gone into the west? Squeeze one to check!
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: The shiny ones that I can see my reflection in.
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: My mun is stupid and bored and thinks

[lordof_imladris]

My application is here. :)

Why not?

[galadrielviii]

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Galadriel, Lady of the Golden Wood, Nerwen, Alatariel, Galadhriel, Artanis, etc.
What Is Your Quest? The rid Arda of all Celeborni and Elronds.
What Is Your Favorite Color? GREEN.

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: You are asking the wrong Galadriel. Try the lesbian.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: I do not approve of indiscreet behaviour in public places.
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: How on earth should I know? Really.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: Normally, I would say that wearing sunglasses indoors is highly inappropriate....Does Namo have any green-tinted glasses?
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: TO RID MIDDLE EARTH OF ITS INSIDIOUS CELEBORN AND ELROND PLAGUE.
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: But of course. If one's

[mandosnamo]

{Does Namo have any green-tinted glasses?}

Only 400 pairs. I don't wear a lot of green, and I like to colour coordinate.

[king_finarfin]

screwing horses: i wouldn't put it past Elrond. Where else would my grandson have inherited this trait, hmm?

Not from your mother and I, I assure you.

;)

[galadrielxiii]

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Galadriel XIII
What Is Your Quest? To bake cookies with meat chunks and play games involving sharp knives with my darling husband. :D
What Is Your Favorite Color?::giggles:: well, I quite like red. That is the colour of the meaty cookies. :D:D:D

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: I have not experienced them. If they are anything like my husband's then I think perhaps they are pretty.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: Perhaps the donkey needs the support of the hand of Irmo. Poor donkeys, I bet they have no meat cookies. Perhaps I should make them into meat cookies. :D
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Maybe you did not get into a truckload of oranges. Maybe they got around you instead.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: The ones he wears at night
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard