A lesson in disrespect

Apr 09, 2002 19:37

Don't ever dare me.

I try to be nice to you people. I put you out when you're on fire. I give you candied cities and boats. I push you to the express checkout line in the Halls. I do what I can to help you in defeating insanity.

Just don't push me too far.

Don't worry, Gamgees, she'll be okay. My brother will take care of her.

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THANK YOU samwisegamgee April 9 2002, 10:45:33 UTC
That one is definitely not mine. I will deny it up and down and all the way across the fucking sea.

I'm so grateful to you, sir. She lit my candy on fire.

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Re: THANK YOU manwe_sulimo April 9 2002, 10:47:41 UTC
Anything for Samwise ;)

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daisygamgee April 9 2002, 11:38:40 UTC
crushing my skull gained you a lot of respect from me you know. well done.
...who's your brother?

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manwe_sulimo April 9 2002, 14:18:23 UTC
Mandos.

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elanorgamgee April 9 2002, 11:39:59 UTC
I'm really, really sorry about that, Manwë. I only turned my back for a second!

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daisygamgee April 9 2002, 11:44:28 UTC
no. elanor. stop.
you must stop apoligizing for me all the time. if i feel the need to say sorry, i will. if i don't then i won't and i'll face the consequences.

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elanorgamgee April 9 2002, 11:48:50 UTC
DON'T. FUCKING. TALK. TO. ME.

(But I would thank you for owning up to your own actions, if I wan't in a murderous rage right now).

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daisygamgee April 9 2002, 11:50:17 UTC
i will talk to whom i please.

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varda_elentari April 10 2002, 07:48:43 UTC
Oh my, you are beautiful.

Poor Námo, though... he was almost rid of the Gamgees...

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