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Why I Would Rather Let The Toilet Run, or How I Was Temporarily Blinded
My apartment is pretty awesome. I mean, even though it is in Holyoke, I have a pony next door, a river fifty feet away, and a thirty-acre farm around the corner. Roosters wake me up some mornings ( Read more... ) -
The Evil League, or Why I Can Fully Shower in Five Minutes
My shower is evil.
And I think it is in cahoots with the water heater....dastardly duo...
My reasoning for this is as follows:
When Audrey and I moved in this past September, the temperature of the hot water that issued from the tap was quite impressive...and quite dangerous. The water flowed at scalding temperatures, which was surprising the first ( Read more... ) -
um...the auto save feature is a godsend!
so, today after work, i came home and i was like, yargh, i need a new car! ANd when i drive to work, i pass by like, a ZILLION lots...of cars...for sale...and there is this little purple station wagon looking vehicle. I have fallen in love. this is how shay shops for cars. so i was like "i should stop and look at it!" but then i was at work FOREVER ( Read more... ) -
I've just seen a face...
I don't write live journal entries anymore because anytime I go to write, I realize I am basically using it to vent/rant, and then I feel super negative...so i write it but private it so other people don't read my negative energy. And if it is something good I want to write, I feel like that is even more personal and private somehow...so i don't ( Read more... ) -
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I am finally getting the hang of this shit ( Read more... ) -
APPLES TO ORANGES
My kids are doing a five paragraph essay for their midterms, so I was thinking about how best to write a five paragraph essay. I wanted to have a topic ready that would not be an actual assignment and so I came up with the following topic and five paragraph essay...no mocking...any more than necessary anyhow ( Read more... ) -
minor update
This morning, I stumbled out of bed and into the living room to check online for school cancellations because I do not have television. I have a television, but I receive no channels, and so I utilized the channel 40 website for my cancellation news. Anyhow, as the comp is turning on, loading, bringing upthe website, I hear squeaking. I turn and ( Read more... ) -
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My car sucks. I love it, but it is basically on its last figurative legs. The windshield is leaking all along the top, so that whenever it rains (which has been a lot lately) the front of the car basically becomes a showerhead. And so, my car becomes a traveling swamp. And it hasn't properly dried out in weeks. SO it is a traveling Mildew-smelling ( Read more... ) -
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So, I have a cold. I should be gradinhg these papers I had my kids write, or figuring out what I'm doing with them for the rest of the week, or...sleeping, cuz im sick...but here i am ( Read more... ) -
i never tell the truth myself
holy christ, nerve overload. i am going to boston today so that i will be closer to airport to go to england tomorrow....and i go out to eat with my mom this morning, when i get back, message from Holyoke high, and so now i have an interview in half an hour and im nervous as fuck and anxious because now its like ( Read more... )