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( The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less )

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HORSE! CULT! HORSE! CULT!

Pay for five dinner/movies with a girl just so you can have sex with her in the end = Legal!

Pay a girl and another guy to have sex while you videotape it = Legal!

Pay a girl specifically to have sex with you = Illegal!

I'm reposting this for my girlfriend, who is moving up from a house in the suburbs to an apartment in the city. Please adopt her kitty! He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and it's hilarious when he "breastfeeds" on your ear. XD

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People of Washington, does anyone want
a really sweet indoor-outdoor tabby companionHe's SO ( Read more... )

( Stolen from a post to soc.culture.hawaii )

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To love justice, to long for the right ( Read more... )

ISTJ - "Trustee". Decisiveness in practical affairs. Guardian of time- honored institutions. Dependable. 11.6% of total population ( Read more... )

I'd been trying for a while to figure out a way to describe Seattle, and the current "half Hippie, half asshole" wasn't cutting it. So I'm dropping the "asshole" part and adding in this ( Read more... )