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The main reason I think Barack Obama will be the next president of the United States is because I have already had a dream about making out with him. Clinton was into the 6th year of his presidency before he had that esteemed honor, but I think that was more an anxiety thing ( Read more... )

( Longest Playlist Ever )

Watch this or else I will lecture you and step on your dainty fur-trimmed coat!!! And you won't like it!!!

Yesterday was kind of a hell day for BART travelers. It was super crowded because of the storm and all the people who might usually drive were crammed together, elbow to elbow in the trains. And it smelled. And there were delays every which way, particularly beyond 24th street for reasons that I still don't understand ( Read more... )

Ut Oh.

ABC recently posted every single Lost episode on their online "full episode player" starting with season 1.You see, even though various friends had recommended it to me, I didn't want to watch because the plot was too confusing and didn't make any sense. Why watch it unless you could understand the plot? But now they've made it ridiculously ( Read more... )

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What is the name for male camel toe? Anyone? Buehler? (Visual reference found in link below.)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/carrin/533408422/in/pool-burningflipside/

Today I slammed my hand through a plate glass door. The fact that I am typing this is proof that I was not injured. It was just one damaged door, a superficial wound and a BIG bang ( Read more... )

I may have prematurely judged the book on semantics. It did lead me to the term "dysphemism," which is the opposite of "euphemism ( Read more... )