I sent some dumbass girl home the other day at work for sleeping on a pile of shirts. FUCKED UP! I turned around, and I see this fucking amazon woman with her head down, eyes closed , and sleeping. I was like "Go home no sleeping ( Read more... )

SO yesterday it snowed a lot. Therefore, I was not sure if I wanted to go out because I was invited to go shopping with a friends girlfriend on thursday. I was going to cancel (due to the fact I had an occular[sp] headache [those headaches BEHIND your eye] and was sleeping for awhile) , but I thought about something. If I were to cancel, I would be ( Read more... )

It's Snooooooooooooowing ( Read more... )

I didn't want to go to my first class today because I was up late last night and didn't feel like I wanted to move. Eventually, I got up and went to school an hour late and took one of the telecourse tests I need to take by the 14th of DEC. YIKES!!!! Two more to go and I have to write a paper on my heritage ( Read more... )

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Anybody willing to hang out any time during the 15th to the 22nd? Cuz I am visiting cali next month.

I think BROKEBACK MT was made into a movie just so stupid people could have another name to call gays.

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Comedy is a lot harder than it looks. There is a lot of pre-planning of certain emphasized words and exact emotional timing that takes place. I would not recommend it unless you have the time or balls enough to do it (though in my case stupidity). But like Spidey's Uncle Ben (unc-be) says, it is "my gift and my curse" (thanks uncle Ben). Though I ( Read more... )

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