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Conversation at last night's dinner table:
- А че у тебя в салате 2 типа изюма? Одного нехватило?
- Неа. Плюс, так красивее.... Винограда 2 цвета, да? так и изюма 2.
- Какие???
- Ты че?? зеленый и черный.
(на полном сер'езе)
- А какой из них зеленый???
(тоже на полном сер'езе)
- А че, тот который черный сильно похож на зеленый??
занавес :) -
professional dilema
So, i'm grading this quiz, and it become OBVIOUS, that one guy is cheating. I'm relatively neutral to the guy, but i also SAW him cheating, and told them that if they're gonna cheat, PLEASE make sure taht i don't see it.... Thing is, they sign an "honor pledge" swearing that they've done only their work, and blah, blah, blah..... So, do i call ( Read more... ) -
quest
Ladies and Gentlemen, i am on a quest
actually, let me rephrase that... i'm on a QUEST. I'm in the process of trying to convince my husband that i need a car of my own. and not just any car, but a car with automatic transmission. He doesn't believe me that i am INCAPABLE of having all of my appendages do different things simultaneously... i CAN'T ( Read more... ) -
ded moroz i marisha.
ded moroz came early this year... so now i got something shiny, something MAD sharp, something warm and something incredibly tasty. I'm a HAPPY girl :-D -
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AMY AND JOHN JUST GOT ENGAGED!!!!!!!!! :-DDDDDD
That totally makes my day :) and weekend :) -
Request
If by some chance any of my female lj-friends are in girls_only, could you please reccomend me? pleeeease???? -
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the Prankster
(42% dark, 30% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely ( Read more... ) -
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I have been tagged by [info]Gorynuch Andrey with the following ( Read more... ) -
do you know?
whose phone #646-309-2203 is?? if you do, please let me know, or at least let me know how to find out! -
nenavizhu chavkanye!!!
naprotiv menya sidit kitayets, i zhret yabloko... na zdorovye!!!! NO!!! eta svoloch CHAVKAYET!!! est' 2 veshi kotoriye ya absolutno ne perenashu... chavkanye, i gromkoye pitye zhitkosti... menya ot etogo peredergivayet, ya nemogu koncentrirovat'sya, i uzhasno hochetsya dat' etomu podonku v rozhu :)