that's for reference for whenever he tries to tell me he hates me again in the future ( Read more... )

I ended up watching Life as a House this morning after talking to Majandra the other night about it. I cried like a baby as usual, and dabbed my tears with a box of kleenex. I made sure to get the ones with aloe lotion in them, because they provide my nose which some much needed comfort ( Read more... )

i just looked myself up on rockdirt.com and the first two headlines that come up are grey goose vodka tasting event draws mark mcgrath and mark mcgrath leaving apple store. so basically if you want me to come out of my house anymore you either need to tempt me with alcohol or fruit i should put quotes on fruit because there is a couple of versions ( Read more... )

okay if you are going to post naked pictures in no_pants please shave first, or wax if you prefer that. i do not want to see that, shit i don't want to see naked pictures of highly unattractive people either, but i could deal better if they could at least shave. do not give your lover floss to go with the mouth wash if you know what i mean, okay people ( Read more... )

How in fucks name did I go four weeks without updating. I swear to god I blame Jonathan's bad updating skills, but you should all thank him from not having to hear me ramble on your friends page ( Read more... )

You see what I have to deal with when I come home from touring? Anyways ( Read more... )

what i learned when being a kid is the best way to take a joke is to make one out of yourself. beat people to the punchline, it destroys their tact and leaves you grinning like a moron with victory afterwards. you use the same strategy in fights, you step in and spill every horrible thing about yourself first before your partner, lover, or friend ( Read more... )

the other day jonathan asked if he could kidnap for me a week for my birthday. my birthday is actually tomorrow but he always spoils me not that i mine it's really adorable, even if we bickered the whole time about where to go until we finally ended up deciding on australia. i am trying to stay far away from the bats and why do the kangaroos hop so ( Read more... )

Woke up this morning only to figure out I left my cd player on all night, revolver next to the bed, and Jonathan by my side as usual. Even when he's in another state I still wake up with his presense next to me. He's a part of me, it's hard to describe, but everyone understands what I mean ( Read more... )

usually i would just do the typical ramble through the update, adding in things about my failing career on vh1, and then add in a couple comments about my husband beating me with a shoe, and how i keep trying to drown sanoe on the weekends, but this update calls for much more ( Read more... )