Wow. I have really been neglecting livejournal for a long time now. I've been checking in on my friends page (not as often as I'd like) but I haven't updated partly because I've been busy and a little bit because I had nothing interesting to say and also because I am lazy. When the summertime comes, the lethargy sets in ( Read more... )

Wow, I can't believe it's been so long since I last updated. Not that I was ever one to update that frequently anyway, but still. I have been keeping up with my friends page though ( Read more... )

So this guy just came to my office door. I am not joking, he looked exactly like the Terminator. Not Arnold Schwarzenager, and not his character either. The bad terminator from Terminator 2 I think. Was it even called a terminator? You know, the one that like dressed up as a motorcycle cop and oozed into different shapes all the time. That one. It ( Read more... )

So yesterday was llamacran's birthday. In honor of her special day, I decided to buy her one of the fancy cakes that we admire every time we go to the grocery store. Hilarity ensued ( Read more... )

Crappy Valentine's Day everyone!

I'm spending the evening making business cards for my boyfriend and then eating shepherd's pie with his parents. Is anyone doing anything sadder than that?

At least the other man in my life, my boss, got me a rose.

Someone at work just bent over and totally ripped the ass out of her pants! I find it so much more hilarious than anyone over the age of like 14 should. I've never heard of that actually happening to someone (other than in fictional stories). Dude. Fun-ny. Somebody stop me before I start laughing uncontrollably at old clips of men getting hit in ( Read more... )

On my way back from lunch I somehow managed to get my pantyhose horribly caught up in my boot's zipper. I thought there was no way I was going to undo it and that I would either have to wear my boots around the office for the rest of the day or sport a nasty run. Somehow I managed to free myself without snagging my tights! Yah! It's a Christmas

I just realized that I have accomplished absolutely nothing so far at work today. I've been alone in the office since about 9am and have been online the entire time. Sure, I've answered the phone a few times. And, okay, I did go fix one of the video gambling terminals out in the bar which took all of about five minutes. But the employee instruction ( Read more... )

Have you ever answered the phone and then completely spazzed on who you were calling or what you were trying to do? I have the worst time with that at work. I'll go to call someone and get interrupted while the phone is ringing and then totally blank out on who I was calling or what for. My worst problem, however, is answering the phone. Now keep ( Read more... )

Since someone... cough llamacran cough... won't let me spoil myself I am going crazy wondering what happened on Lost! She was kind enough to record it for me since I missed it, so I have to obey. :) It's hard to skip over all the Lost discussion on my friends page. Maybe just a tiny peek...