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[marquis_grissom]

New advice column for everybody! Yay for you... unless you wanted real answers because that wasn't going to happen in the first place.

Comments

[lance_niekro]

Dear Grip,

Why did the Giants have to bring back Linden and what can we do to put him back where he belongs

-Lance

[latroy_hawkins]

I think Linden has a man-crush on you.

[todd_linden]

dear grip

i know this fuckin loser who went 0-5 yesterday and never stops fuckin complaining or talking about how his fuckin dad and uncle used to play baseball like a million years ago. should i kick his ass?

from todd

[anonymous]

Dear Marquis,

The point of an advice column is to give advice. I wouldnt tell you about my problems otherwise. Your advice did not help me at all.

- Still a Poor Husband on AL EAST TEAM

[anonymous]

To the players that complained about the noise coming from my hotel room on the road:

Man, you thought Edgardo was bad, you should hear Elizier!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ;)

Hoooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaa loco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orangejulio50]

qué pasa cholito?

Re: Hoooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaa loco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anonymous]

Jorgieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;) nada y contigo? cómo va todo con los Marlins? Dontrelle ha estado hablando de mí?

Re: Hoooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaa loco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orangejulio50]

nada :) desafortunadamente no estaba haciendo muy bien al principio, pero creo que estoy mejorando :) y en cuanto a Dontrelle hablando de tí, no creerías todas las historias que me ha estado contando jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja ;)

[anonymous]

To Jorgie and Mando:

You two are MUY MUY LOCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed,
Former NL pitcher now in AL

[orangejulio50]

To anonymous (I know who you are though :-P jajajajajajajajaja):

YOU are the loco, loco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[anonymous]

To Jorgie (yeah I kind of knew you would, since I think I'm the only really loco NL pitcher to move to the AL so far this offseason, but I couldn't think of anything better):

oh whatever loco :-P

JORGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[anonymous]

ven a los Marlins para que podamos estar en el mismo equipo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!