I am surprisingly sore. Well, maybe not too surprisingly. I didn't even know I had those muscles though. Anyways, I know some of you know why, so let's leave it at that.

I really want World of Warcraft. Like... UNGH.

And... I'm currently writing another fic, if you can believe that. I know, no artwork in like foreva but already I'm giving you ( Read more... )

I totally should have used that MST3K quote for my pic spam...

Anyways, to apologize for my angst last night, here's some smut.

Title: Happy Birthday Jamia
Author: Gayle Ferris
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Frank/Jamia, Gerard/Frank/Jamia
Warnings: Gay sex, straight sex, voyeurism, masturbation, mild femme-domme roleplay (but ( Read more... )

WHAT TIME IS IT?


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Umm... I really want my lip pierced and... uh... my hair's pink and purple now. I may post pictures if someone begs all sexy like. Yeah... yeah, you know how Mama likes it. Awwwyeah ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Hal Haberman and Gil Kenan,

What drugs are you taking that make you think you can make PAC-MAN into a full-length feature film? Like seriously... I want to know. Because you really need to pass some of that stuff my way. Who knows what someone a bit more mentally competent could do with that kind of shit? I'd have my comic done in no time ( Read more... )

Gah, so much to do. I'll give a better update here later ( Read more... )

So, it's been a while since I did anything with this thing, huh? Well, I'll spare you big, thick, throbbing paragraphs of describing what's been going on and reduce it to slim sized highlights ( Read more... )

( Gayle's brush with fucking FAME... and an AFI video )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

TWO ESSAYS DUE ON TUESDAY AT 11 AM!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*splodes*

That's the sound my stomach just made. I'm not hungry, I don't need to vomit, and I don't have a clue what's wrong. All I know is I woke up this morning with some intense-ass pain in my sides (which, I guess, is understandable given certain circumstances of - of fuck it, I'm bleeding out my vagina) and in my stomach. In it. Like my liver turned ( Read more... )