Don't fucking compare your baby to mine

[marz_b]

My major pet peeve these days is people telling me about how their or someone else's baby did such and such at a certain time, usually immediately after asking me if Gus is doing that yet. For example, I'm at Best Buy today and the check-out lady asks how old Gus is, to which I say "9 months" and then she asks if he's walking yet, which he's not

Comments

[murdlih]

My baby went psycho and killed a bunch of homeless people when it was 8 1/2 months...

my baby

[kingbain]

My Baby could play eruption with his teeth wait I dont have a baby do I Oh god I dont think I do what am I talking about there is no way I have a kid I mean come on I use protection there is no way right (blam)

[wesman1]

Gus kicks ass, other kids suck. Even if other people think their kid can play Mozart at 2 months, they're still ugly fucking kids...and probably a lot stupider too. Plus, even if Jeff's kid is a good baby, his other 3 are whiny little brats. Missy turned out OK though. Now she's pregnant and I'm sure her kid will be walking by 8 months and really well behaved...oh is Gus crying now?? (JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE)