Best quote from labor & delivery class yesterday:

Instructor: "Your vagina is amazing."

One husband: "I already knew that!"

Class:

I know I've found a good advisor when one mistake (after trying three or four other more reliable methods and being thwarted by the school's ridiculous IT department) leads to the loss of about 52 GB of her data on MY SECOND DAY OF WORK and she doesn't scream at/evict/eviscerate me ( Read more... )

It's a holy day, so my Lenten resolution not to goof off with the computer is off for the day, and rewarded with this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7887000/7887032.stm

So, nine weeks ago I interviewed for a job (which was itself ten weeks after they asked to see my C.V.). The interview seemed to go well, and they sent me off with the implication not only that I would hear soon, but that I would be hired ( Read more... )

http://www.alleyinsider.com/2009/1/nigerian-scammers-still-roosting-on-facebook

Shamelessly lifted from the Fark thread about the Halo wedding (yes, there was one, and yes, it was in Florida), a poster comments on Half Life 2, in response to someone who basically said "STFUhalflifeisZOMGSOBEAUTIFUL"

"Ugly is in the eye of the beholder, as we may infer from the wedding photo of Mr&Mrs Halo. That said, I don't think you ( Read more... )

What kind of asshat steals your salt from your porch?

http://www.noradsanta.org/

A prize catch.

It ended well, so I don't really feel guilty about laughing out loud at the picture.