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[mausketeer]

Pets.

Pros. Cons. Discuss.

Secondarily, what is the next major holiday?

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[gold_i_locks]

Pro: They make better company than most humans.
Con: They eat your furniture.

Secondarily: That's a good question.

[mausketeer]

Oh, no, people will eat your furniture, if they get drunk enough.

The 27th is the 10 year anniversary of the FDA approval of Viagra™.

[gold_i_locks]

That's why you keep leashes for drunk people and cages for animals.

Interesting. Hopefully you don't have to celebrate it...

[mausketeer]

LEASHES. MY GOD.
I BELIEVE YOU MAY HAVE JUST SAVED SOME LIVES. DO THEY MAKE PEOPLE HARNESSES?

Private: Kilroy, May, Lauren (aka Tea Party-ians)

[priceonyourhead]

WELL I AM NOT REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING IN HERE HOWEVER I NEED A FAVOR NEXT WEEK MY DEAR.

Tea Partians!

[mausketeer]

WHAT?

Tea Partians!

[priceonyourhead]

WELL FIRST: WE'RE NOT REALLY IN JAPAN. YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE THAT, BUT AS OUR MOST TRUSTED ASSISTANT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW. ESPECIALLY IF THERE'S SOME SORT OF ACCIDENT.

HOWEVER. MAY AND I ARE GOING TO DISNEYLAND NEXT WEEK AND WE NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF KETTLE AND POT. WE'LL BRING YOU BACK SOMETHING VERY NICE IF YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!

Tea Partians!

[mausketeer]

ALRIGHT WELL THEN I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH GODZILLA VS MOTHRA AND THINK FONDLY OF YOU GUYS THEN, IF IT'S GOING TO BE INACCURATE. I GUESS I'LL WATCH KING KONG.

PLEASE DON'T EVER CLIMB THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.

OH DEAR GOD NO
DO I HAVE T
THEY DON'T

WHAT IF THEY'RE PLOTTING?

[one_fry_short]

[mausketeer]

Pros and Cons both sound familiar.

Yes I am. Something small. Something not a cat. Something.

RE; SECONDARILY; Please see above. I think many older gents would agree with the following mathematical formula:
Viagra approved by the FDA > April Fool's Day

[one_fry_short]

[mausketeer]

They all sounds like...work.

I feel as if a rodent is the logical solution, but I don't think I could handle it. I would keep putting it in a teapot.

VIRILE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD CELEBRATE. SOMEDAY, IT MAY SAVE YOU. I am looking for an excuse to decorate.

[elder_goat]

Pros: Conceivably useful, depending on the pet. Cats and dogs kill things you don't want around your house if you live in the country. Dogs provide a measure of security. Donkeys kill coyotes. Goats and cows provide milk, chickens provide eggs.

Now, if you're talking about city pets, not useful, except perhaps guard dogs.

Also, companionship.

Cons: Must feed. Messes. Veterinary bills. Destruction of property. Allergies.

Secondarily, May Day if you're into pagan stuff, Fourth of July if you're not.

[mausketeer]

Donkies kill coyotes?

Luke assumes everyone has SEEN fields of livestock recently

[elder_goat]

They do! Haven't you ever wondered why there's always a donkey out in a field of sheep or goats? It's because they kill the coyotes that try to get at the youngsters.

VALID ASSUMPTION, CLEARLY

[mausketeer]

I haven't wondered! But I would! But now I won't have to!

They kill them? REALLY? THIS SEEMS SO IMPROBABLE, GIVEN THE NATURE OF DONKEYS AND THE NATURE OF COYOTES. Or perhaps I do not know donkeys as I thought I did.