For some reason, lately I've been getting a lot of IMs from random (stupid) girls confusing me with a different, equally stupid Aaron Boyd. My friend's brother has also been the recepient of numerous confused young ladies going "hey who is this??? im nikki", and as such created the AOL IM screen name Aaronboyd1 to deal with the ever-increasing ( Read more... )

Ever since I released my breakout hit "Shame and Asswarts", my people have been practically CLAMORING for a sequel. Well, okay, it's not really a sequel, and they weren't really clamoring per se, and I don't actually have people, but what the hell. I wrote another essay, this one dealing with pep assemblies. I know it's not gonna be as popular ( Read more... )

That's right folks, it's the paper you've all been waiting for. The one that's had you glued to your monitor for the past four weeks, hitting the Refresh button every 15 minutes just to see if I had posted it yet. This is it. The Big One. A mammoth four-page open response to the youth pastor who came to our school and basically called us all ( Read more... )

Last night I was working out, and I was suddenly struck by the futility of everything I do. I am terrible. My dream has always been to have a good physique, but I will never have that, no matter how hard I try, because I simply cannot advance. You people have seen what I look like. Hell, the other day at the health food store, the gay guy I asked ( Read more... )

This class creeps me the hell out. Basically, I'm in the back row, flanked by platonic friends who consistently have their hands down each others' pants. Alright, not literally, but they're pretty damn close. One of the boys saw one of the girls naked and neither seem embarassed or awkward (even after he complimented her body; SHUDDERING LIKE A ( Read more... )

Don't think I've abanoned that wacky Will and Fred just yet! This script was an assignment for English, and involves putting Fate itself on trial. Kah-RA-zay!

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Yep,if you thought I was done writing screenplays, you're wrong. DEAD WRONG. I've been working on this one for a couple weeks now, and while I'm not proud of the current result, keep in mind that I've been plowing through this and have done a bare minimum of revising. Mainly, I think a lot of it is too dialogue-driven and heavy-handed. But if you ( Read more... )

I like to pet dogs ( Read more... )

Today I was lucky enough to attend a private seminar by Sherman Harrill, the single most unfathomably badass man ever to walk this earth. For those of you not "in the know" as our friends in Portugal would say, a quick bit of background. Back in the 60's, a young marine by the name of Sherman Harrill went to the Japanese karate island of Okinawa ( Read more... )

Last week while at my Grandma's house, I raided my old VHS cabinet and pulled out some of my better-known childhood favorites. Of course, I skipped over all the Disney flicks and such because really, if I wanted to watch them, I'd just go down to Hollywood video. Oh no, I had my eyes on a far more dangerous game: GI Joe: THE MOVIE ( Read more... )