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apparently, when i get angry, i get vaudeville
a UPS comedy routine
so i almost went parcel last night at work. [groans from the crowd]
but seriously, i'm ready to come to blows with one of my co-workers.
he's a huge dick, and no, he's not vice president cheney on steroids. [first of the boos start]
my supervisor wants him gone too, but he would rather complain about how bored he is while watching ( Read more... ) -
ghostwriter: the spirit of meddling
so, i watched ghostrider last night. i want those two hours back, or to somehow splice footage from that with the old pbs show Ghost Writer into some crazy fever-dreamed mash-up with the spirit of vengeance meeting some dead guy who wanted to protect "the children" and uses text stolen from the surrounding area to create clues. the movie was just ( Read more... ) -
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so, what started out as the search for one scene (the baseball game with the rocky soundtrack) in freaks and geeks turned into a seven hour unintentional marathon. that show is like crack, and even after watching it countless times, there are episodes that i hurt after from laughing so hard.
i really need to see superbad this weekend, and buy ( Read more... ) -
i can't wait
Newsarama: Any plans for your next album?
MC Chris: It’s going to be called “Six Feet Under and Rising.” It has a zombie theme, where mc chris is dead, he died on the last album, and in this album, he climbs out of the ground and has his revenge on the people who did him wrong. -
the road goes on and on
My (tentative) five year plan:
Continue working at UPS, 7-8 shifts a week. Get teacher's certificate, using the tuition reimbursement program at UPS, by taking classes 3 days (2 if possible) a week in chunks of 9 hours a semester. On the days not going to school, try and work at a teachers assistant in the special ed classes at Coronado Heights ( Read more... ) -
"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."
Harry Potter Dies!
Sorry. Forgot the spoiler warning. Anyways, as I was saying before... Harry Potter Dies!
So I was headed to the bathroom while at work, and happened to notice hundreds of boxes with the Harry Potter and Scholastic labels on them, and one of them had busted open. Opening or tampering with packages is a firing offense at UPS, but ( Read more... ) -
brain purge
so i got a terrible idea stuck in my head last night at work. and when i came home, i found out that i'm not the only one to have had said terrible idea. thanks to youtube, i now know i'm not alone. sadly, the video's crap, but the concept is extremely solid. now if only i could find a video of howard dean matched to queen's bicycle race, that'd ( Read more... ) -
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so my new phone died a terrible death. thankfully, we had just added the $5 a month phone insurance, so it's all taken care of, except for the fact that my entire library of numbers is gone. hooray!
this saturday is my birthday. and since fireworks go on sale right about this time every year, it has been customary for me to spend my birthdays ( Read more... )
