I came dangerously close to pissing my pants today. Dangerously close. I had to bounce up and down in the driveway while I waited for the garage door to open. I’m not sure if bouncing up and down really helped. All I know is that my pants are still dry. Relatively dry ( Read more... )

Given my recent surge of internet popularity, which was bound to happen sooner or later, it was only a matter of time before I received my first (hopefully not last) random instant message. I know you are all excited to know how this experiment went. So, for your pleasure.

( Getting the Live Journal cut feature was a chore, you had better appreciate this... )

Due to the violent and subversive nature of this journal, all who wish to be participants must leave their name and justification of their existence. I will also accept cash, money orders and birth defects. No personal checks.

I think that maybe I should be sorry for that...

I find it incredibly difficult writing in this journal. In theory, it seems as though it would be a wonderful idea. Sharing your obvious genius, yet lack of understanding for grammar, sounds like a very enticing idea. I will admit being inspired to sit down and attempt at giving my self-induced dramas to the internet community. But, alas, I ( Read more... )

I've had a spare 5 minutes over the past 5 minutes. I have used this time to look over some of the other person's journal entries. To my dismay everyone's is considerably more entertaining then mine.

I will work on this.

Maybe.

I promised more, so here it is ( Read more... )

Please forgive my possible misspelling of the derivative of "suck". I have not found many oppurtunities to use this particular version of the word, so am unsure of it's spelling ( Read more... )