It was nice to hit the ice today and for the first time in a while it wasn't between my legs. It was nice to share some ice time with Gimpy Knee Bouillon and Head Injury Downey. Mine's just my calf and that's the same word as a baby cow which makes my injury kinda fucking winpy. That's right, assholes. I got Mad Cow Disease ( Read more... )

A lot of strange shit's been happening around these parts. But I am gonna be quite fucking honest about this whole José Théodore bullshit. What a fucking classless piece of shit. He fucking comes into this town and starts opening his big fucking mouth with all sort sof verbal diharrea about the city that ran his sorry ass out of town. And then ( Read more... )

What he fuck is an MRI anyway? Mexicans Rocking Igloos? I'd like to see a Mexican rocking an igloo a lot more than whatever the fuck they're going to do to me at the doctor this evening ( Read more... )

It's a good thing we're in Philly guys because Marie-Christine kicked me out ( Read more... )

Last night was my 700th game and to celebrate, I took an assload of penalties and beat the fucking Maple Leafs. That's a party if I ever saw one. I can't believe it's been that long. It seems like yesterday that I was a little brat like Lats who needed to have his steak cut for him. I hope at the rookie dinner he cuts mine cause I'm an old ( Read more... )

We're in Tremblant home of the rich and famous ( Read more... )

It's times like this that I miss José Théodore. But mostly, good riddance you fucking asshole.

You are pretty hot in a dress, though. I'd tap that.

AHAHA OH WAIT I ALREADY HAVE!

José Théodore and Mike Ribeiro Don't Feel Like Dancin'

What I did on my Summer Vacation ( Read more... )

I bet you thought I fell in a hole and died?

I actually did.

Hey look I'm back! But that hole was dark and depressing. It sort of smelled like Calgary. Feel sorry for me?

how fucking hot is ( THIS... )