How To Watch A Scary Movie By Yourself

1. Watch a lot of scary movies.Good horror is a lot like good comedy - there are certain beats and rhythms to a joke, as there are certain beats and rhythms to a scare. The scare should be logical but surprising in it's execution. You should subconsciously start putting together where the scare is going to ( Read more... )

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I'm not sure if I'm good at gift-giving. I don't like receiving gifts because I'm particular, and there's not a whole lot I want. There's always stuff I need - socks, shower curtain rings, corn cob bedding - but stuff like that rarely makes a good gift. So when I wish to give shape to my gratitude, I want whatever I'm giving to make the receiver ( Read more... )

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A+ for prison references

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I love listening to her laugh. She seems more human.

( But enough about high school )

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As previously discussed, I really like fresh strawberries. Out-of-season strawberries taste diluted and empty. But we live in a modern age - there's gotta be a solution in there somewhere.

Well, we can flash freeze them! We can flash freeze them at home, thanks to Alton Brown and Good Eats! And why just a few? We can freeze a whole lot!


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