What the...

[me_harrypotter]

My goodness, what am I doing here??

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[alleycatstrike]

((ahaha, whoever did this, I love you))

[me_harrypotter]

((I love you too :D))

[erendis]

Hello.

What are you? You're a bit big for a hobbit.

I'm Erendis. Interested in a job as a trained assassin?

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[me_harrypotter]

Hullo

I'm Harry Potter. I'm a boy.

Um...sure. I guess. I still can't figure out where I am though.....I'm guessing this isn't the wizard world?

[erendis]

Nope. You're in Middle-earth now. We have wizards, but, uh, they may not be what you're used to. They forge Sporks of Power, and stuff.

Ah, I was just asking because I sort of need to castrate this fucker who stole my daughter's kidney and I might need some help. It'll be really fun!

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[me_harrypotter]

Hm...Middle Earth? I seem to remember a book about a place like that in Dudley's spare room...never read it though, the idoit bloke.

So that's where I am eh?

*scream*

Now that that's out of my system, It'd be lovely to have a friend or two in this place. Just as long as I don't get incarcerated..

[nienor_niniel]

Hi Harry!

Michael J. Fox wrote a song about you! It was all about wanting to be just like you and stuff. It was cool. It's on this page.

Uh, welcome to Middle-earth! :)

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[me_harrypotter]

Oh, wow! A song about me! I never knew I was famous...

I'll have to talk to this Mike fellow and see what he is all about...

And thank you for the kind welcome :D

[nienor_niniel]

He's great. We fucked each other for a while before he got tired of it. It's a good song, too. *g*

Potter!!!

[me_dracomalfoy]

What have you done? Where are we?

My father will not be happy when he finds out what you've done.

Welcome!

[arathorn]

Hi! I'm not sure if this is the right place for you with all of what happens on a daily basis. If you need any protection, I'm Arathorn father of Aragorn, a Ranger and human.

I'm good with weapons of most any nature a bow and arrow. Nice to have you in our realm!

Re: Welcome!

[me_harrypotter]

Hello! I'm Harry Potter. Yes, this place does seem a bit...dangerous, doesn't it? A spot of protection would be lovely :)