Dear Crazy Client,

You are no longer to call us more than once a day. If you do call, get all of your business done in initial call and do not call us back to back to back. I have no more patience for your utterly insane ramblings nor do I rightly give a fuck. Just stop.You are no longer allowed to call here daily unless you fix your brain and ( Read more... )

I'm posting this with permission from Chaku. I thought this was just too hilarious to not share with anyone. Here's the premise:

Give me one of my characters and one of yours, and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, even if they are unqualified to have children. I'll even give a PB because I'm fabulous.

( Charles Xavier + Alison Blaire )

InsaneJournal sucks right now. I just e-mailed the admin over at IJ after he put his address up on his twitter.I wrote ( Read more... )

I don't know what to say anymore.

I haven't cried properly for a few years now.

I feel stuck.

So....I've been having a rough go of things - especially at work. I went in Saturday which was nice, it got me caught up and organized and ready for a game plan for today. Anyways, I roll up into work at about 10:00 with Jennifer quick on my heels. She tells me, "Don't tell Diane that I'm here with you...I went down to court, but I forgot the ( Read more... )

Shoot me in the face. ( Bitching about work -- skip. )

*insert telegraph noise* This just in Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, Americans prepare for six more weeks of winter. In related news, TBS is playing Groundhogs Day...right now. Go watch it!

My desk is absolutely out of control right now. I've been swamped with landlord tenant all week. And its not going away. I did A LOT today and I wasn't able to cross anything off of my to do list so far, or put any files away - due to clients not sure if they want to proceed with Writs. So instead of having less work, I have MORE work ( Read more... )

This one actually makes me sad... Dark Knight fans, you may want to sit down.

But Heath Ledger, 28, was found dead today of a possible drug overdose.

I have to go to class, more to come.

Holy mother fucking Moses...Brad Renfro died at age 25. I used to have the hots for him when I was 12.