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While listening to the radio in the car on the way home from work today, this is what I thought I heard:

*Jared, the gonorrhea of jewelry.*

And I said *Bwah?*

This is what the commercial really said:

*Jared, the galleria of jewelry.*

Must.Get.Hearing.Checked.

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Ohhhhh, unfair marketing move, Pepsi, I don't like you anymore.

What's up with this new eight-pack of soda that costs exactly the same as TWELVE drinks used to cost? I want the four Diet Pepsi cans you stole from me or I want to pay less because, hey, I'm getting four less drinks.

Bah!!

Text from The Kid: I want a phone that plays songs.

Text from Dad: Get a job.

Text from Mom: I can duct tape your Ipod to your cell phone when you get home.

Text from The Kid: Waaaaaaaaah. ;(

Text from Mom: Bwahahahahahaha!!

The Kid: What's this movie?

Me: The new John Cusack Movie.

The Kid: Yea, what's it's point?

Me: That is the point.

The Kid: I don't get it.

Me: It's the new John Cusack Movie. That IS the point.

War Inc. was cool. I'd have to watch it several times in order to catch all the political gags.

The Kid has volunteered for another lake cleanup project this morning. It's raining; I wonder if that matters since she would be wading through the lake anyway. The kids put on waders and wet suit jackets. Hmmmmmmm.

I'm not normally a drinker, but occsionally I like a few sips of dark beer, ale, or lager. I'm such a non-drinker I don't even know the difference, but I like the taste and it has to be ice cold. Guinness and Black and Tan are my favorites and I used to steal sips of Rob's beer all the time ( Read more... )

I met a friend for a nice relaxing dinner at a Thai restaurant tonight and it was fun to get out for a little while. Yummm.

I tried very hard to ignore the table of State Attorneys sitting next to us other than saying a quick *Hi*. My job follows me everywhere.