Staring at flourescent lights is crazy, especially when they do that liquidy thing.

No, I'm not on drugs.

Are you?  You friggen nutjob.

ha ha.

taking risks is good.
Bucking the trend is good.
Doing things you've never done before . . . good.
Being scared is normal.
Change is both liberating and frightening.

Just a reminder to myself.

What the fuck am I doing?

What in Gods name am I doing?

What the hell am I doing?

Can someone please tell me what I'm doing?

What is it that I'm doing again?

Wait . . . what the fuck am I doing?

What am I doing?

Isn't it interesting when the person with the best sense of humor, most patience, and greatest integrity in the room is the person that probably stands no taller than 3 1/2 feet ( Read more... )

Feeling strangely benevolent. I'm gonna go with this.

"How do I euthenize my goldfish?"  (receptionist on phone for 20 minutes)--TELL THEM TO FLUSH IT!

"Can my bird eat cheese?"

"How do I make my kitten poop?  I am rubbing his belly and he isn't pooping."  (for those of you who don't know, mother cats stimulate their kittens to deficate by licking their anuses.  Therefore, if you foster kittens, you ( Read more... )

9) Alone emergency measures: A) Get busy doing something (make a card castle, exercise, whatever) B) instill this thought: My situation is not bad, there are people on this planet dying from killer waves, sleeping on the street, being abused by those who should be taking care of them or wasting away from disease, all I got is heart ache, I'm being ( Read more... )

How when some individuals feel a loss of control in one part of their life, the grope desperately to regain that sense of control or power in all other aspects of their lives? Let's say something unexpected and life changing happens. It's unplanned and it's huge. Do you ever notice the tendency to try to gain dominance or superiority at home, or ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm vacationing in hell.

    I have picked up the terrible habit of watching late night reruns of a variety of somewhat crappy sitcoms.  The lineup goes as follows:

Will & Grace
             Just Shoot Me
             The Drew Carey Show
             ( and very very ashamedly, Friends and Tool Time on occasion out of utter boredom
             and/ ( Read more... )