Melon Field 5 [Chris]

Jul 08, 2008 23:48

The nearest melon field is a short trip to the north. But despite its proximity to the town, the forest quickly thickens, and this melon field sits in a perfect weedless square, looking odd against the wild bushes all around it. Squirrels and bears rabbits occasionally skirt about, though they flee at the first sign of people. Some sunlight ( Read more... )

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their_guardian July 10 2008, 13:40:04 UTC
Komui was angry now. Not only had HIS opponent been destroyed; he was now covered in melon juice. He decided to take out his rage on green melon #5 by kicking it.

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melonfield July 10 2008, 15:53:29 UTC
The melon hopes Komui doesn't mind having a stubbed toe or to. If it's capable of hoping.

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their_guardian July 10 2008, 19:46:46 UTC
Starting the whole routine over again, Komui once more attempted a makeshift bomb, this time of said green melon.

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melonfield July 10 2008, 19:51:29 UTC
This attempt proves as successful as the last.

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their_guardian July 10 2008, 19:56:58 UTC
"How is this even POSSIBLE?!" Komui cried in rage, throwing the melon at the random wildlife that had gathered to watch him.

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melonfield July 10 2008, 20:02:02 UTC
Komui is lucky that Memento Eden lacks a branch of PETA. However, the melon remains intact.

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their_guardian July 10 2008, 20:09:20 UTC
"I wonder how melons like coffee" he said, now beginning to get deranged ideas. He had a thermos of it with him and poured a little onto the melon, not wanting to waste the coffee, but still wanting to give the plan a shot.

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melonfield July 10 2008, 20:11:38 UTC
The melon doesn't even look scalded.

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their_guardian July 10 2008, 20:17:50 UTC
In yet another fit of stupidity, Komui proceeded to bite the melon.

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melonfield July 10 2008, 20:46:45 UTC
Hope he didn't bite it too hard, or he's going to need to see a dentist.

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their_guardian July 10 2008, 23:07:06 UTC
Komui was not amused. He this time attempted punching the melon.

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melonfield July 10 2008, 23:08:32 UTC
No good. All Komui gets for his efforts is a sore knuckle.

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their_guardian July 11 2008, 00:50:15 UTC
"Ack!" he cried out in pain. He'd exhausted himself again, and collapsed, hugging the melon.

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melonfield July 11 2008, 00:53:38 UTC
That...can't feel good with a whole melon.

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their_guardian July 11 2008, 01:02:33 UTC
He proceeded to sob onto the melon.

"Why don't you understand meeeeee?!" he wailed.

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melonfield July 11 2008, 01:04:43 UTC
The melon seems to have given a tiny reaction to Komui's tears. However, it does not burst.

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