Now that I have my greatest invention, the "Mystery Machine," functioning again, I can tell the future with 100,000,000 times better accuracy than your average roll-of-the-dice. I have input all 6 extant Harry Potter books into it and here are the top 10 resulting predictions it has uncovered (I promise to not include any spoilers with any level ( Read more... )

I thought of both of these at various times and in various states of needing sleep... they disturb even me a bit, but not too much ( Read more... )

That thing... the thing in my memories - it's kinda like a nightmare. I remember it now very clearly. Last night, I dreamed it again. It is basically a gigantic wolf/fox/feral quadruped with HORNS and FANGS and CLAWS that has several stones / pieces missing from it. When it wakes up, it begins hunting for these pieces. They are like small ( Read more... )

It's novel time. I want to write something. I have the characters set up so far. Here's who they are (I don't use names yet because if you name them, they're alive and I can't change them later). I will fill in more details at a later point. All details are not set in stone, at this point ( Read more... )

Yes, I found it! I found KNOCKTURN ALLEY! It's located in Columbus, IN - 45 mins South of here! YAY! I was walking around the town a bit waiting for my interview to start (I was an HOUR early) and lo and behold, the following showed up ( Read more... )

NOTICE! ** This meme is stolen from baansabaay who stole it from another, who undoubtedly stole it from yet another person ( Read more... )

I have a secret. I like the smell of books, trading cards, periodicals, and other works in print. I enjoy sniffing them frequently. It all started with Magic the Gathering trading cards: in particular, the Fallen Empires set. It had a reek to rival Limburger cheese, but was so fun! It was me first expansion to 4th edition (which I had started ( Read more... )

Shall I start one? I could outdo many feeble fanfic attempts (sorry to any buddy-listed-buddies who have done this - forgivness please!), but I may want to actually try it! Writing my own horror novel would be fun. Here's the first line ( Read more... )

Yes, we all have had, or at least know someone who has eaten pudding. My favorite kind (really the only kind I like) is chocolate. Just good old plain chocolate pudding. So, at the chinese buffet I ate at with friends, I got a soup-bowl of pure pudding and began eating it... until I realized something troubling ( Read more... )

I, Jacob, hereby admit that I ATE the entire contents of Barney's package. Yes, I was supposed to mail it. Yes, it was supposed to go straight to Japan. BUT... I just can't resist a good package's innards. I even ate the cardboard! I guess you could call it a mild fetish. For this, I apologize.