OMG it's the CHICKEN ( Read more... )

COCKSUCKER ( Read more... )

You know, even when you think you're well fortified to talk about sex, rape and suicide, it still has an impact ( Read more... )

"You're as bad as your father," Jen whispered softly as he ran his hand over Damian's bare ass.

( All right, you guys, admit it, who wrote this? )

Is it silly to give away a $350 gas heater? In my mind it isn't but I wonder if other people will think it is. The heater and gas bottle are nearly new (bought them at the start of the year if you remember) and the gas bottle is half full - there's not a single mark on the heater at all, and it's a good brand. But to be honest, while I could sell ( Read more... )

I've made the executive decision not to try to get to work at all today - it's started snowing again, and when I rang in there's only 5 people at work anyway (out of about 20). Taxis aren't running, buses aren't running, the parole board was cancelled etc etc. There are two admin staff at work, so the lady on reception has someone to cover her ( Read more... )

I was stealing myself to get out of bed this morning and go to work (and not doing a very good job) when the lady who lives down the road from me who also works with me rang up to see if I was going to work - before that point I hadn't realised we'd had a snowfall (not much by most standards but lots by ours). We both agreed that we weren't going ( Read more... )

The weather service has issued a warning about a big dump of snow we're due for. I live above the snow line . . . . I have no problem taking the day off due to snow, but my problem lies in the fact that one of the probation officers lives in the same street, and if she shows up at work and I don't (or vice versa) the 'snow' excuse wears a bit thin ( Read more... )

I r knackered today and it's been a while since I updated! So . . hopefully in brief ( Read more... )

Muffin is hungry. Minx is not. Muffin is hungry because her breakfast is outside and she won't go out the catdoor to get it. Minx is not hungry because, with some coaxing from Mum, she did go out the catdoor to get it, and then came in again. I think Minx's problem is going to be that she hates things on her head, so she won't just push the door ( Read more... )