I need to make new friends in Jacksonville and I need to reach out to some old ones.  I've been cooped up in the apartment for too long and, to be fair, I've had to deal with every fucking expense and chore that could possibly come at me, so it hasn't left much room for socializing.  I should invite Meagan (and I will, outside of this journal entry ( Read more... )

I pulled an all-nighter to do it, but I finished the first draft of the layout of the home page for the new website's layout.  This new site will be an amalgam of Jockey Studios and Florida Comedians.  More details as they become available.

So I visited Marvel's website, and I know what the next movie is going to be.  Not Thor, Not Namor, Not Captain America, Not Wolverine or Magneto.  No,  this is something that blows ALL of that shit right out of the water.

Get ready to have your minds BLOWN by...

ANT-MAN and the WASP.

Starring Simon Baker as Hank Pym and Jackie Chan as Janet Pym.

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Why do straight men use the phrase "suck a dick" as an insult?  Statistically speaking, the average straight man WANTS more dick-sucking to happen because most straight men want to have their dicks sucked.  Yet straight men tell other straight men, or women, or even GAY men to "go suck a dick."  Ostensibly, it is an insult primarily intended to be ( Read more... )

If you haven't heard it or seen it on TV, the radio, or in the magazines and papers, a group of 17 Gloucester High students became pregnant.  8 of them had entered into a pact with the INTENTION of becoming pregnant with the understanding that they would "raise the kids together," which I guess might be some sort of throwback to the way fishing ( Read more... )

You  have no idea how huge a victory this was for me ( Read more... )

 Travis Campbell's Night of Laughs was easily one of... if not THE BEST... show I've ever done.  I well and truly apologize for all of you who have seen my sub-par shows in the past (the recent and distant) and that you could not have been here for this show.

It was taped.  Unfortunately, the tape cut out halfway through my show.  But that's okay.  ( Read more... )

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 In a writing craze.  Been writing... okay, off and on all day.  Still.  I'm writing.  Making my jokes better ( Read more... )