Categorically

[metatron_tm]

I. Will never. Ever. Do karaoke. Ever. Again.

Not if my wings depend upon it.

Thank you.

Comments

[jon_r_meyers]

*hugs*

Why not?

[metatron_tm]

People.

[jon_r_meyers]

I'm sorry...

Can I help?

[metatron_tm]

It isn't your fault. I think it's under control.

Don't ever let anyone talk me into that again.

[craig_p]

It was a great party, though.

[metatron_tm]

Host your own.

[craig_p]

What? So I can clean up the mess on my own? No way. Besides, it's more fun to go to other "people's" parties.

[metatron_tm]

Exactly, but don't expect me to either come or host.

[shadowed_kat]

*winces* I'm sorry, angel.

[metatron_tm]

I wish people would stop saying that.

[shadowed_kat]

*considers* Okay. How about this: I'm not sorry at all, as I didn't do anything to cause trouble, for once. It was mostly fun, and I thank you for having it...though my dragon got drunk and started swimming in the punch bowl and I'm not sure if people drank from it afterwards or not.

[metatron_tm]

....I hope you're sorry for the dragon part then.

And to make things clear: I wish people didn't apologise if they didn't mean it or didn't have to and the people who should have to did do it and meant it.

And that your dragon didn't need his stomach pumped. Much.

[i_am_fuchsia]

Someone set FIRE to an angel's garden? While there were people in it?!

I think perhaps Steerpike and I had departed before then, because I would definitely have noticed a fire.

Horrible! Horrible!

Fuchsia shudders uncontrollably and starts coughing.

[metatron_tm]

Yes. Fortunately nothing valuable nor sentient was harmed.

Nice to know I'm not the only one of that opinion.

[pixie_viscera]

Were the dollies very naughty, hmmm?

[metatron_tm]

Incredibly so. Did they wake you up?

[pixie_viscera]

Went for a lovely walk, with all the lost butterflies.

Garden's all different.

[metatron_tm]

Yes I had noticed. Jesus will have to get off his arse and clean it up.

Glad you missed the mockery.