heinz is now letting you print your own messages on ketchup bottles. here's some of my ideas...

1. put me on your shirt
2. white people salsa
3. shampoo and conditioner

what would your ketchup bottle say?

( the other day, beth and i got into an argument over this... )

we're opening for lunch this week and i'm excited to reclaim my nights. it's gonna be busy as heck, but that's nothing new. i'll have my chico's nights, movie nights, and shows back. and if that weren't enough, my manager might make me "the cholé".

( what's a cholé? )

as beth and i were standing in line waiting to buy cow-milk and soy-milk, the lady in front of us chatted away on her cell phone. she was barely aware that she was holding up the line trying to talk on the phone and purchase groceries at the same time. "where's the cereal," she asked. if she didn't have a phone glued to her head, she might have ( Read more... )

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when windows xp shuts down, it plays a 4 note melody
that reminds me a lot of gary numan's cars. only happier.

i'm working on music today. i've been needing this.

if any of you have about 300 minutes to kill,
head on over to pitchfork and watch/listen
to their list of 100 awesome music videos.

i want a full report/comment on my desk by friday..

she liked to sleep in front of my room because the cool air would squeeze under the door. just the other night i nearly fell on my face tripping over her. she would spill water all over the tile whenever she drank and it drove me nuts to step in it with fresh socks on. i'm sure she thought she was a lot smaller than she was by the way she played ( Read more... )

considering that i havent updated in a while, i thought i'd say everything i've been wanting to say that hasn't been important enough for it's own post. if it's too long for you to read, then skip on to your next friend ( Read more... )

i decided monday night that the beard had to go. it's getting too hot. i do this every year. grow it out for the winter. shave it off for the summer. the one thing that makes this year different is that beth had a digital camera to document the fun.


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