1. Roebling Tea Room
2.The Office*
3. Hairdryers*. Specifically Ionic hairdryers.

*Not to say I was unaware of #2 & 3, but rather, had not seen the former and did not use the latter.  I used to just air dry. Now everyone and their sister keeps asking if I got my hair cut and damn my hair looks great and wow, did I do something to my hair?

I just ( Read more... )

Someone named "Kay Bertuna" keeps crank calling me at work, at my extension. Today alone she has called 5 times (4 times in a row while I was in the bathroom). She calls and hangs up. Sometimes she calls and doesn't speak and I hear a TV in the background. What Kay doesn't realize is we have caller ID so I see her last name and phone number ( Read more... )

For beer and cigs. I'm two days from 31, suckas!

I'm catnapping 
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I am simply incapable of acting like a normal human being around guys I'm attracted to because I am really shy and terrified of rejection. I have huge abandomment issues and end up sabatoging myself.  If I don't try to connect then I won't get hurt.  Then I subconsciously convince myself that if I go up and talk to the guy, I wil say the stupidest ( Read more... )

I got a call from my oral surgeon's office this morning. The woman asked me if I had dental insurance and I said no. Then she tried to tell me that they couldn't pre-certify the procedure because it was dental. I said, "A screw in my skull protruding into my gums is dental?", like, are you bat-shit insane?

She seemed a bit surprised and asked if I' ( Read more... )

Other than Starbucks. It has to be soy or rice. If you've got the info, please give it up.

Gratefully,

me

Why didn't anyone point out that the hay wagon passing beneath the lovers as they leapt out of the tower is ironic!  It could be used as an example of irony!!!!

I thought you were my friends. I thought you looked out for me. The intended example should have been more like "Ironically (coincidentally!), his name is John Waters and he works for ( Read more... )

Did you know that mice like sugar-free Halls Mentho-Lyptus™ Cough Suppressant Drops?

I didn't! They totally do! They will not be coughing any time soon.

Should you encounter mice with refreshingly soothed throats, they came from my house.

iPod, I love you.
You care not a fig for me,
Love is hard like that.

does anyone else think that maybe even gay people find the ice dancing to be a little too gay?

i really hate it when people use the phrase "110%".  i understand it means that you give it your all and then some, but people, we all know you can't really give more than 100%.  once you pass 100, where does it end? "bob sure is a real team player.  he ( Read more... )