The following is a list of fun facts that you, as my friends, should be aware of ( Read more... )

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Thanks to everyone who helped me out. I will make sure to post the essay once I'm done with it, and hopefully, I'll scan the art project I'm doing to go along with the essay (which I'm using your quotes for ( Read more... )

What You Really Think Of Your FriendsRika is your soulmate.You truly love Heather S..You consider Meg your true friend.You know that Emily is always thinking of you.You'll remember Inna for the rest of your life.You secretly think Heather A. is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.You secretly think that Sonrisa is colorful, ( Read more... )

I need your help, fuckers. I'm writing an essay on "who I am." I can be as creative as I want. So I would like you guys to tell me who you think I am, or what I mean to you. It can be one word, one sentence, a list of phrases, anything. Make it as short or as long as you want.

Friends-only from this point forward, bitches.

When I went to the dentist to get my impacted wisdom tooth removed, I thought that was the last of any form of oral surgery I'd need for a long time. But a week later, I had a root canal. However, my dentist, a lovely older woman I've been seeing since I was a child of three, told me all of my dental worries would amount to nothing more than stress ( Read more... )

My lymph node is still swollen. And apparently, I owe UMass Health Services 30 babylegs, which is a vast improvement from the 300 dollars they tried to charge me a few months ago for the 5 hours I spent there with Kim when I flew off my bed whilst under the influence of... something. I can't remember. All I remember is that my depth perception was ( Read more... )

My newest obsession is the Bravo network. They've given birth to such gems as Top Chef, Project Runway, and countless Kathy Griffin specials. However, I missed the last episode of Top Chef, so I didn't get to find out if the crazy bitch Tiffany won, or my personal favourite Harold won. I went to the website and the entire upper portion of the ( Read more... )

On Monday, I have an appointment with the dentist to yank out my 3rd molar. Yes, my wisdom tooth is impacted and I will be having oral surgery. I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys visits to the dentist. A few years ago, I was in a car accident and fucked up my jaw. I was in the hospital for a few hours and the dentist there totally ravaged my ( Read more... )