The Arounds of Life Got Me a-Down.

Apr 27, 2005 13:30

"Hey baby, lets go get some food. It'll be like a date."
"No, don't talk to me."
"Come on, it won't really be like a date. I wasn't going to pay for your food."
"Don't talk to me, creep."
Being a security guard is boring. )

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PMR US thelovesongs April 27 2005, 19:36:18 UTC
I like Xzibit better than anyone.

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embarrassing thelovesongs April 27 2005, 19:37:16 UTC
There was a poncho in the trunk.

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Poncho'll kexcell April 28 2005, 03:20:33 UTC
You never know... when an old poncho'll come in handy. Was will be is forever in my case, thelovesongs.

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Re: embarrassing mieyed April 28 2005, 17:37:44 UTC
Was? Was it stolen? Call this number if it was

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mieyed April 27 2005, 20:02:45 UTC
I once hit a guy with some books that I had pre-stolen because I told him we were closed and he disagreed with me. We were totally open.

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Workin' up the ladder: Accredited to "Positive 'tude" kexcell April 28 2005, 03:18:05 UTC
Creepy, I'm just glad that he isn't an alcoholic or rapist yet. I guess our society is 'working' for this loner (just as long as he doesn't do something 'strange' in public).

If you ask me, there is a certain (unconventional type) of respect that should go along with being a security guard. At the very base level, they should be approachable, tidy, and polite. And old late night, graveyard, anti 9-5, nocturnal, "normal china hours but in america;" he better be working on his act, cause he is a little threatening. He has more of a 'thief in the night' feel. But hell, that was a year ago; he may be on his way to something as approachable as this:

... )

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jacksonmang April 28 2005, 05:19:34 UTC
You sir, are my hero.

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mieyed April 28 2005, 15:52:15 UTC
I do what I can with the little time I have in this life.

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