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[might_arisen]

*tries to open his eyes and then remembers he doesn't have any eyes left to open* *or the rest of his head for that matter*

*hovers over his body and sees several other conspicuously missing parts*

They did WHAT to me????

*fumes* I liked that organ. It had its uses

*gutteral snarl* Foolish elf-brat. I am a GOD!!!!!!!

*conjures himself a

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[lord_feanor]

HUZZAH!! HE'S COME BACK BIGGER!!! NOW I CAN REALLY BATHE IN HIS BLOOD!

[might_arisen]

*cruel smile* Or I could just hit you with this big hammer and watch as your brains ooze out. Oh, but wait. You don't have any.

[lord_feanor]

*smirks*

Awww... is the bad tempered thief all annoyed because I kicked your arse?

*snorts*

Now you see, the problem is you're huge and lumbering. And I'm pretty fucking fast. So good luck managing to hit me with that pansy little hammer of yours.

Plus it just proves you're as much of a coward as you always were.

[might_arisen]

And the advantage is I have skin several inches thick and tough as plate steel while you're getting all round and squishy in the middle from all that easy living.

[bastard_irmo]

*raises an eyebrow*

What happened to you?

[might_arisen]

What do you think?

[bastard_irmo]

*shrugs*

Feanor kicked your ugly face in?

[might_arisen]

Shot it in to be precise. And you're not such a looker yourself, dear friends.

[maitimo]

*bitterly* You are no god. You are the most impure being ever to be spewed into existence. >:|

[might_arisen]

*growls* I am you Almighty, your Alpha and Omega. I am everything in Arda, and you can never escape me. What does it matter if I am impure? I am more a God in this place than that feckless thug Iluvatar.

No, father, I don't want to go. Why don't you listen, father?

[maitimo]

I escaped you before. It can be done again. And what are you truly? There is nothing here you have created! All you do is destroy. Anything and anyone that crosses your path.

[lord_feanor]

He really DOES just go on and on, doesn't he?

[lomion_maeglin]

O.O

*stares*

[might_arisen]

*evil sneer*

Hello, kidlet *smiles charmingly*

[lomion_maeglin]

Hello.

*looks up at you*

[might_arisen]

So, how're you doing?