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[mike_meekins]

Dear diary! Tonight... I got attacked! It was terrifying, sir! But I bravely faced my attacker like a man! In the end I got away with only a few bruises, sir! ...And some scratches from falling into a bush. I was on a top secret mission, sir. It's so secret that I can't go into the details, sir.

...I-I'm still shaking, sir.

Oh!

MR.

Comments

[wrightswrongs]

You sure are associating with a lot of people in prison.

[mike_meekins]

Eek! Um... s-sir! I forgot you were on here too, sir!

I think holiday cheer is important for bringing good into the hearts of even a hardened convict, sir! So I'm encouraging it by buying him some oranges, sir!

...Maybe I should buy you some oranges too, sir... ((Aaaand expect a bag oranges in front of his door the next day. :D))

[autodidakt]

My, that sounds like quite an encounter! Though I wasn't aware bailifs engaged in "secret missions"...

[mike_meekins]

If I were to call it more of a "bailiff" mission or a "detective" mission, sir... IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE LATER, SIR! I'm trying hard to be a detective someday, so I'm practicing!

[autodidakt]

With enthusiasm like that, you should have no trouble at all.

1/2

[scarred_actor]

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2/2

[scarred_actor]

Wow, thanks dude.

That's exactly what I wanted...

Re: 2/2

[mike_meekins]

I'm glad you like them, sir! It was on sale, sir!

[ace_detective]

ZVARRI! IT IS ALL BECOMING CLEAR NOW.
I believe I can deduce the identity of your attacker. I think you should come and bring me a bag of oranges also. I would appreciate their fruity goodness.

[mike_meekins]

Um... er... shouldn't I complete mission #2 first, sir?

[ace_detective]

Excellent! Keep up the good work, this was just a test to see if you were too eager to run back to HQ.