((This is my last post as Meekins OH GOD I'M GOING TO MISS RPING HIM SO MUCH ;_ ( Read more... )

((Prelude to this found here.))

Dear Diary, sir!

I got a bird yesterday, sir! An officer brought her to my door and told me to bring her to a prisoner, sir! I haven't had time to drive to the prisons lately, so I've been taking care of her, sir! She's really pretty and red, sir! And... and she can talk, sir!!! I've never met a talking animal ( Read more... )

Sir! I don't know what is going on, sir, but everyone is leaving boxes outside their doors! Maybe they're for some sort of box charity, sir! I'll leave one out, too! Nobody should ever be deprived of boxes, sir!

((Meekins' Valentines Day box. Comments are screened (and anonymous commenting is allowed), will be un-screened on Valentines Day.))

These look really fun, sir! I'm going to give one a try!

I'm not sure, sirs, but I don't think filling them out is required, sirs! Please don't be mad at me if you don't want to do what it tells you to do, sirs! All I did was fill out two boxes and then it made up the list on its own, sirs!

Hello sirs! I'm stuffed full of holiday spirit, sirs! I learned recently that nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a sack full of fresh, juicy oranges, sirs! So this year I'm sending out bags of oranges to all my friends!

I'll be sending a bag each to the following people, and they should be getting them by Christmas, sirs!
-Mommy and Daddy ( Read more... )

((Basically, Atmey tricked Meekins into spying on Phoenix for him. To read what led up to this, go here and then here.))

( In which Meekins gets bum rushed by a rushing bum. )

Dear diary! Tonight... I got attacked! It was terrifying, sir! But I bravely faced my attacker like a man! In the end I got away with only a few bruises, sir! ...And some scratches from falling into a bush. I was on a top secret mission, sir. It's so secret that I can't go into the details, sir.

...I-I'm still shaking, sir.

Oh!

MR. ( Read more... )

Dear diary, sir!

I went to my parents' house today, sir! We had a traditional Meekins family Thanksgiving turkey dinner, sir! I tried to help out with the cooking, sir, but... I... I got my tie stuck in the turkey, sir...

I guess I'm not meant to be a cook, sir.

DEAR DIARY, SIRI'm going to try this online journal thing, sir! I've been trying to keep journals in notebooks, sir, but I keep losing them after the first entry ( Read more... )

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