... that Jeremy Piven (the guy who plays Ari Gold on Entourage) probably has his own agent in real life? 

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the other day, i was in school, and i overheard two guys talking. anyway, one of the guys goes, "man, that felt like two huge black guys grabbed me by the head, held me down, and fucked me through the ears".

and i thought to myself, "dude, that is one of the most awesome things i have ever heard! you are a genius"

ebay philippines is so cool. too bad the only things i find that i actually want to buy are way beyond my proletarian means. (i.e. THIS)

in other news: 400 BABIES

p.s. those are links but i can't get lj to underline

dalmatian and labrador puppies for sale!
w/o papers, 4.5k males, 6k females.
labradors have gold fur

please buy so i will have money. haha

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columbians
mexicans
puerto ricans
hispanics
african americans
cubans
asians (wtf!?!)

why are all american minority groups hiphop?

my sci10 teacher told us that the USA holds the largest reserves of oil and that the only reason they're not using it is because they want to save their oil until everyone else runs out and they can charge everyone else heavily when they have all the oil that's left ( Read more... )

my cousin wants to name her upcoming baby "psalty" because it reminds her of the psalms from the bible. all i can psay is, i pfeel psorry for the kid... everyone's going to make pfun of him pfor having psuch a pstupid name.